- How do you know carrots are good for your eyesight?
Have YOU ever seen a bunny with glasses?
- What did the traffic light say to the car?
Don’t look! I’m about to change
- What day of the week are most twins born on?
Twos-Day!
- A latino magician tells the audience that he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, “uno, dos, *poof*… he disappears without a tres!
