- Why can you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
- Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken.
- What’s the best thing about switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag’s a plus…
- Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Because they would just crack each other up!
- A ship carrying red paint and a ship carrying blue paint crashed off an island…
The sailors were marooned.
