1. Why can you never trust atoms? 

Because they make up everything!

  1. Why did the turkey cross the road twice?

To prove he wasn’t a chicken.

  1. What’s the best thing about switzerland? 

I don’t know, but the flag’s a plus… 

  1. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? 

Because they would just crack each other up!

  1. A ship carrying red paint and a ship carrying blue paint crashed off an island…

The sailors were marooned. 


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